scroturn:

my fashion sense is anything under $10

taekoyasuhiro:

friend ?????!?

fr iend!! !!!

im coming friend

im here i love u

lameborghini:

girl are u from the midwest because ur illinoying

formuioli:

im too classy for B) i use ß)

foodchewer:

foodchewer:

only one reason i want u Mom com home

• make hte spagheti

filibutt:

oopsspilledmymusic:

meet-my-nonexistent-cats:

what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said “like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan” and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes “i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before” and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell.

time to go to bed

with Satan

221btimelord:

rosetyleres:

scaredpotter:

forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was

stop wondering

..oh

nippled:

*trips and falls over nothing* date me

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i express myself using various pictures that i find on the internet